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Zoë SchifferNEW: Twitter is cutting employee benefits starting this quarter. Commuter benefits, family planning, and meal allowances are all out. Coffee and snacks are staying, per an internal email.
Will C 🚗 ⚡️@zoeschiffer family planning being removed is a large step backwards.
Noam@wheelsee @zoeschiffer Moving forward all employees will be expected to carry Elon's babies instead
@noam @zoeschiffer that’s frightening
Martin MacKerel@wheelsee @zoeschiffer What does "family planning" mean in this context? Was Twitter paying for birth control? Or is this about paternity and maternity leave?
@kemokid @zoeschiffer my guess is fertility treatments/egg preservation/adoption assistance
@zoeschiffer Coffee and snacks are in because Musk wants employees living in the office full time
Raine@noam some could be ambitious. If the company survives and even grows again, staying could land someone a nice promotion.
Jonathan Horowitz@zoeschiffer How are there still people working there?! I get some of them are on visas but why on earth would anyone stay otherwise?
Old Man Mike@jonathanhorowi1 @zoeschiffer I think that’s the majority of the staff
Aphrodite (recharging)they stay either because they must or they want to.
just remember this guy here had his shanghai employees stay at factory during covid so they could keep the line running.
sounds like he’s doing same the same thing except white collar instead of red blue collar.
Tesla workers in Shanghai will reportedly sleep and eat in the factory after COVID shutdowns
Tesla is restarting production at its Shanghai factory. As part of a “closed-loop system” encouraged by authorities to stem the spread of COVID-19, employees will reportedly work, sleep, and eat at the factory for more than a week at a time.
Kevin Doyle@zoeschiffer Elon would prefer everyone have kids unplanned like him
beryl@zoeschiffer no biggie. everyone who's left is 'hardcore' - no need for those fluffy benefits.
【ʀᴀᴢɢʟᴏᴡᴇ】@zoeschiffer Even though coffee is staying, I wouldn't be surprised if what's brought in gets changed out to a cheaper version 😬
Matilda@zoeschiffer Family planning? Doesn’t that fall within the health care plan?
Carlos Sierra 🌹@zoeschiffer Sounds like a GREAT place to work… #SpaceKaren being a visionary again.
Wendy Lady@zoeschiffer beatings will continue until morale improves.
Rani Molla@zoeschiffer OK but will they get reimbursements if Elon makes them fly in in the middle of the night?
73 million seconds@zoeschiffer Any word on toilet paper?
Seth Yoder@zoeschiffer I’m not an Uber-genius like Elon, but I doubt he will find $1B in savings to service his debt by cutting these bennies.
Thomas Brand@zoeschiffer SAVE THE BACON PLATE!
seedsinputinspocket@zoeschiffer as if that would help restore the 100s of billions he just lost in one month.
Kyle Brickman@zoeschiffer You don’t need family planning since you’ll never see your partner, you’re too busy Being Hardcore and sharing a communal washing machine with the others sleeping in the pale blue glow of the videoconferencing systems.