“These assertions that I will compromise and agree to anything, no matter how destructive or degrading, to win the right-wing vote for Speaker are exaggerated by Democrats,” said OfMarjorie McCarthy, speaking from within a cramped and stained dog kennel. “We are negotiating sensible policies for an effective Congress. Also, I am a little bitch, a silly little bitch,” added McCarthy, breaking into a rote sing-song voice. “Now for my vote on putting the 14 words on all our money.”