weary wretchIf you're ever threatened by an ancient vampire you can stun and distract them for a moment by going "remember all that embarrassing stuff you did"
you've got a single lifetime to accrue them and cringe they've had centuries!!
friend pointed out that this calls back to vampire lore where vampires are forced to count things, but you make them count their mistakes instead of seeds you throw on the ground or similar
I hadnt realized!! kjsda