christ
the first hit's free
this is such a wild piece lol
i remember back when i waitressed, just wishing that someone would come along with a blockchain to help me track orders
@molly0xfff "Thank you for your order. Please enjoy the complimentary breadsticks while you wait twenty minutes for us to number crunch a proof-of-work entry into the blockchain ledger. Oh, someone placed an order just before you? Better make that forty minutes."
@bobulous @molly0xfff I'll need your social security number, credit card imprint and mother's maiden name to stake your order.
@bobulous @molly0xfff I could have said "steak your order." That would have been better. 🤓