In the next round, only those representatives who paid $8 for verified member status will be permitted to cast votes for House Speaker.
@mattblaze I knew it! Elon bought the GOP!

@LisaZP @mattblaze

So he wanted to own the libs but he bought the GOP? Are they all this confused?

@RnDanger @mattblaze That’s my take on it…
@mattblaze skin in the game, it's only fair
@mattblaze $11 if you vote on iOS πŸ™ƒ
@mattblaze if you're going to just outright challenge @Popehat like this you'd better be willing to consistently bring your A game β€‹
@mattblaze Yeah, good one. The subtle allusion to the Santos mess makes it particularly apt.
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Can't we just do a poll on Mastodon and accept that a #Republican serial liar will be the next Speaker. I believe that is all that is left in the GOP so it's a good bet!

@mattblaze apparently based off the reporting of negotiations, the speaker gavel is being sold for campaign contributions or rather a promise to not get involved in campaigns. This is oligarchy.
@mattblaze Make it a cage match and sell tickets, I bet we could pay off the national debt if they did that.
@mattblaze please don’t give them any ideas.
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Best thing I've heard today.
@mattblaze so much better when they rigged it behind closed doors.
@mattblaze Credit card swipers have been installed at each seat.