So I’ve had heartburn for about a month and I finally decided to call my gastroenterologist’s office. I was last there in 2019 and haven’t been back because (a) she said “come back in 5 years for another colonoscopy” and (b) there was this global pandemic. So I called and they said since I hadn’t been there for three years, they were treating me like I’m a new patient, and they can see me in eleven months. The Monday after Thanksgiving.