In Battle There Is No TootJan 3, 2023
hannah online
Time to uhh cure my nervousness
Jan 3, 2023 at 8:09pmWeb
Show threadMat Jan 3, 2023
@prehensile Oh.
Show threadAntipope SuperstarJan 3, 2023
@prehensile they are good for that
Show threadliam  Jan 3, 2023
@prehensile I love how it says “for the permanent cure of” 😭
Show threadCheerios de BergeracJan 3, 2023
@prehensile North or South Michigan?
Show threadshared public horse .not biteyJan 3, 2023
@prehensile strange, I've only used them for er headaches before, doc https://happymag.tv/butt-plugs-headaches/. Anyway, flared base? Good-oh.
Surprise! Butt plugs were actually invented to cure headaches

In the nineteenth century, butt plugs (formerly known as rectal dilators) were used to cure headaches, insomnia, acne, and insanity.

Happy Mag
Show threadLoops 🍑  Jan 3, 2023

@prehensile "...taken and inserted and withdrawn several times. This operation has a most beneficial effect and should not be overlooked"

Most beneficial I'm sure. There's almost nothing these don't claim to cure 🤣

Show threadimpossibly fragmentedJan 3, 2023
@prehensile CONSTIPATION? 😱 that's going in the opposite direction!!!!
Show threadimpossibly fragmentedJan 3, 2023
@prehensile WELL LUBRICATED WITH SOAP???
Show thread[MOVED to chitter.xyz] OkesskaJan 3, 2023
@prehensile these are just bedpost knobs
Show threadNot a Spring OnionJan 3, 2023
@prehensile TBH: Look like self-sealing stembolts to me.
Show threadSparksJan 4, 2023
@prehensile thank you for this
Show threadDawn Tåke 🏳️‍⚧️Jan 4, 2023
@prehensile
You use that long thing to hammer it in.
Show thread☕️🥞 Jelly Doll 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Jan 4, 2023
@prehensile they cure asthma !!!🤣😂
Show threadOfficially-JoanneCJan 4, 2023
@prehensile OMG!!!! 😵
Show threadErin Beatrix Jan 4, 2023
@prehensile 😱 These 100% have a non-zero amount of lead in them