TIL there is an actual Swarovski bracelet called "Tarot Magic Hands" and it looks like this

@ian

Further perpetuating my belief that every single company needs one extremely online person to just glance at every product & marketing plan long enough to say "no you can't do this here's why"

@caztastrophe @ian "Here's why": go on, except you're talking to your employer's board of directors, and you like your job.

@alexschmitz

Oh this is 100% why I think it should be a specific dedicated job, not left up to some junior under-marketing contingent worker who's terrified of being let go.

@ian