Dee 
You are in β€˜detached HEAD’ state. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
Jan 2, 2023 at 3:36pmWeb
Show threadDee Jan 2, 2023

oh by the way

diff --git a/advice.c b/advice.c index fd18968943..07fd12b407 100644 --- a/advice.c +++ b/advice.c @@ -244,9 +244,7 @@ void detach_advice(const char *new_name) const char *fmt = _("Note: switching to '%s'.\n" "\n" - "You are in 'detached HEAD' state. You can look around, make experimental\n" - "changes and commit them, and you can discard any commits you make in this\n" - "state without impacting any branches by switching back to a branch.\n" + "You are in 'detached HEAD' state. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.\n" "\n" "If you want to create a new branch to retain commits you create, you may\n" "do so (now or later) by using -c with the switch command. Example:\n"
Show threadDee Jan 2, 2023
this does make the git test suite fail

did you know that git has more than 900 tests which are all shell scripts and take a while to run
Show threadJordiGHJan 2, 2023
@Dee https://github.com/bloomberg/git-adventure-game
GitHub - bloomberg/git-adventure-game: An adventure game to help people learn Git

An adventure game to help people learn Git. Contribute to bloomberg/git-adventure-game development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Show threadDee Jan 2, 2023
@JordiGH thanks, uhhh... Bloomberg?
Show threadAthena L.M.Jan 2, 2023
@Dee @JordiGH these scripts were written personally by Michael Bloomberg
Show threadDee Jan 2, 2023
@alilly @JordiGH thank you, mayor bloomberg
Show thread{ id: d2718, ok: πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ }Jan 7, 2023
@Dee You are in a maze of twisty little commit messages, all the same.
Show threadJohn Ryan πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ’»β˜ΈοΈπŸΎ 🐘Jan 8, 2023
@d2718 @Dee Whew! for a second there I thought you wete going to say, "You are in a maze of twisty little merge conflicts, all the same." πŸ˜…
Show thread{ id: d2718, ok: πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ }Jan 8, 2023

@jtigger @Dee I feel about merges the way Tolstoy feels about families: The happy ones are all alike, but each unhappy merge is unhappy in lts own way.

So commit messages are like the one maze:

"fixed the thing"

"fixed the bug"

"fixed the issue"

But merge conflicts are like the other maze:

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all different.

Show threadJohn Ryan πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ’»β˜ΈοΈπŸΎ 🐘Jan 8, 2023
@d2718 @Dee oh yes... major improvement. πŸ‘
Show threadShady JadeJan 7, 2023
@Dee Ahahahaha, Zork Dorks FTW 😊❀
Show threadTopaz, fluffy yipγ€Œι»„ηŽ‰γ€Jan 7, 2023

@Dee Oh nooo the horror *immediately goes wandering off into the dark caves of long-forgotten branches*

>,,>

Show threadBart DorseyJan 7, 2023
@Dee I think if your head is detached you might have already been eaten by the Grue. At least partially.
Show threadRealGravitas -Citizen SaboteurJan 7, 2023
@Dee That’s a new one, giving the grue head?