Thought Leaders: "Programming will be obsolete within 5 years. All business software will be generated by AIs"
Actual Businesses: "actually we're mainly still on-premise, running on Windows Server 2003 and VBScript ASP, but our two-year plan to migrate everything into a cloud kicked off in 2015 and we're making steady progress."
@dylanbeattie Eager Elonite: "We've already fired all of our software development staff. All our code is written by ChatGPT, fed prompts by unpaid interns."
User: "The password recovery form consists of a single dropdown with the options 'Male,' 'Dollars (US),' and 'Kumquat.'"
Eager Elonite: "Well, CLEARLY the AI knows something you don't!"
@theryusui I laughed so hard at this that milk came out of my nose.
Wonderful.
Dylan Beattie
Ryusui