girlboss (male)
noted eva pilot and rice enjoyer, kum haehyun
what up i'm sol badguy, i'm 200 and i never fucking learned how to flirt with my femboy twink malewife
this excellent @haskal post is both something dizzy has said about all of her friends who are girls, and a description of dizzy herself 

science wifes

asuka would be getting in on this too btw, but the post only had two parts and there isn't rly good official artwork of him to use

sol taught him well
please help her
bri was like fourteen in this game but close enough
this is why she really cast angra, the sixth forbidden magic spell
taking a second shot at this post because the replies slapped. well done everyone
i had to. i mean just look at the original post
ngl i chose bri for this one primarily because i wanted an opportunity to have the entire kiske family be nice to her
not sure why "jacky thinks she's good at housewife activities but she's extremely not and sol is the actual housewife" is so funny to me but it is
yeah this one is just ky's arc
"bridget HATED being treated like a girl and was always trying to prove their manliness!"
apparently that last dizzy is fanart? i found her here https://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/dizzy.html but this appears to be the actual source https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/1975763
Dizzy (Guilty Gear)

i believe the game calls it "entering blood rage" but we all know it's autism blast
unfortunately for jam's latest business venture, may is deathly allergic to paying for things
this one's more of an accurate lore post than a shitpost ngl
i'd like to thank this infamous terf for accidentally ringing in the new year with a legitimately fun gender-affirming post in spite of her actual intentions
it is Her month
21-28 october, 2187
@00dani Shields are weapons too you know . . .