Sardonic_Cynic
God 
Happy New Year! I hope that Elon Musk goes bankrupt soon because that would be really funny.
Moondoggie@godpod I've always been a fan of God's sense of humor.
sailingbikeruk@godpod aren't you omnipotent and all powerful?
Surely you can do more than "hope"
Emil Jacobs - Collectifission@sailingbikeruk @godpod That wouldn't be as funny though.
Sam Mercer@godpod He won't. He's sadly unstoppable and will never face any consequences.
We are all doomed to be under the heel of the 1%. We cannot change this.
@JerseyWriter96 oh ok i’ll just give up then
Andrew Schmidt 
@godpod @JerseyWriter96 that’s the spirit… well Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
Natsura 
@godpod not just bankrupt but homeless and having to beg for handouts
MugsysRapSheet Blog ☑️@godpod Considering the number of people who left 🐦 today, I expect the stock to plunge tomorrow.
Jamie@MugsysRapSheet @godpod How many left? Where are the numbers? I much prefer the #Fediverse but still check two or three accounts that aren't on here yet.
@ArborealTechie @godpod You won't find any "numbers" b/c there's no official "I left your site" process other than "Close Your Account", which even *I* didn't do. I still have plenty of content over there that I may need again.
@MugsysRapSheet @godpod Thanks. I haven't seen any mention of numbers defecting recently, unlike a few weeks ago. However unreliable those numbers may be. Just wondered if there had been another spike.
@ArborealTechie @godpod I can only say that "personally" I've seen a lot of posts from people announcing they had officially left #TheSiteThatShallNotBeNamed as of today.
edgeoforever 🍎@ArborealTechie @MugsysRapSheet @godpod some of us who left were precluded from deactivating our accounts by suspicious suspensions in the middle of it. But since October, Mastodon gained almost 9 million new members (the active ones)
@edgeoforever @MugsysRapSheet @godpod Thank you. I'm realise there's no accurate way of knowing the true scale, as Musk isn't going to provide stats and many users will have either jumped to other platforms or just discontinued/reduced time on the bird site in favour of existing accounts on FB/IG etc.
Northbaybanter@godpod Send a jolt of electricity when he turns on the light in his jet’s lavatory
Jay McKinsey@godpod Shame a Tesla driver today and make God happy.
Mother Nature@godpod Yes!! It was my badge of honor in 2022...to be permanently banned from T•••••r 🤣🤣
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geolaw@godpod Trump has gone bankrupt half a dozen times. I do not think bankruptcy means much to these people
Wayne's Account@godpod You may want to give the board of directors a sermon about kicking the fool to the kerb before they go broke too.
Nancy Norbeck@Shakesfirst @godpod Pretty sure there is no board anymore since he took it private—which is why no one is reining him in.
DWJensen@godpod from your lips to…oh,
Marie-Laure@godpod I wonder which would be preferable, for everyone. Had tout asked me 2/3 years ago o wouldn't have hesitated, but right now he might be onto something, in the sense that he seems to be in a position to bring to the sun some valuable elements of what is wrong in American politics
The same way trump used to say the quiet part out loud and thus revealed a lot of the underbelly.
The same way trump used to say the quiet part out loud and thus revealed a lot of the underbelly.
Baldur Aviation@godpod You’re God, you can make it happen.
@godpod how many hail Mary’s do you need for this to go from hope to action? 😬
DanielRigal@godpod The quicker he goes down the less damage he can do and the better the prospect for other people to pick up his stuff and turn it around. If he goes down slow then he will wreck everything as he goes.
Laser314@godpod How to become a Billionaire: Be a trillionaire and buy a social media company.
Nobody In Particular@godpod Make it so.
YetAnotherGeekGuy 
@godpod
Ummm … didn’t you already write down notes to yourself for what to do in the Book of Job?
Ummm … didn’t you already write down notes to yourself for what to do in the Book of Job?
Chris Dart@godpod you already know what’s going to happen. You’re just teasing us.
Leader@godpod
MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
@godpod that would be hilarious... Especially if you consider that he constantly fails but still rises up in both popularity and in the I vestors' eyes...
Cyril@godpod it would be. I live for these precious moments
Charbax@godpod Oh my god! You're deep state!