the traditional 1st annual yearly reflection on similes i've used, ahem:

park like a cop (parking crooked when there is room enough and even some lines painted on the ground to facilitate straight parking, usw blocking other cars)

mouth like a republican (santos, gaetz, graham, mcconnell; how do these people get kissed??)

comma like MAGA (to type a space left of a comma)

peg like to the dollar not like the other common meaning (something i actually said during a work meeting)