Whenever I get stressed about work, my brain serves up the most cliche pained metaphors as dreams. There’s gotta be a more original take, besides “Oh, no! I have a test for a class I forgot to attend!”
C’mon, brain. We’ve done that one a million times. 🙄🙄🙄
@fowllanguage Suggestion for your brain, the one I had last night where my ex boss (of a previous job I did quit) very carefully detailed every single way I sucked, laughing at me.
@fowllanguage plot twist: I remembered that he got sacked earlier this year. And I managed to tell him before waking up!