[second week of being able to talk to animals]
omg you like food I get it
omg you like food I get it
A regular ice breaker in my support groups is "would you rather be able to talk to animals, or computers?" And I always answer animals, *as long as I have the power to turn it off.* Otherwise my life would just be an endless cacophony of the natural world yelling COME FUCK THIIIIIIS