The internet is so great, it has everything, no matter how weird, like, for instance, just to totally make something up, if someone absent-mindedly swallowed the paper tag from a teabag, I bet there's a page about whether they should worry about that, ha ha, can you imagine, anyway has anyone seen that page
@Popehat My youngest swallowed a quarter. I think you'll... ahem, that person will be just fine.

@Popehat @goondocks back in my callow youth (I’d just turned 21) I lived in a studio apartment above this bar. I often shot pool there and one night some bozo dropped a quarter into my beer. I was concentrating on the table and didn’t notice the quarter until I gulped down the last of my beer.

I spent the next couple weeks in terror of its inevitable exit.

luckily it was counterfeit. it didn’t pass.

@howlinhobbit @Popehat We had to ... ummm.. make sure my son passed his. And as he was already toilet trained at the time, that was... fun.
@goondocks @Popehat I decided that, unless I was suffering *severe* gastrointestinal distress I’d not bother to search through my bowel movements for proof. I wasn’t *that* broke.