As soon as someone notices me walking across a room, I become as graceful as a new born giraffe
@smooheed When I think something about me looks kinda cool is when instant karma brings me down a notch.

@TuckerElliott @smooheed
Oh, heck yeah.

"Hey, we want you to sing at the wedding!"

...during which I suffer a delayed attack of puberty and my voice goes all catawampus.

@smooheed what about before they notice
@lonewolf pretty much the same. But with less falling over