Mastodawn

Official Biscuits and Gravy Dec 29, 2022

We're #1 in America, the most searched breakfast item in 16 states. None of which are in the "South".
https://www.farandwide.com/s/most-popular-breakfast-foods-america-25c48f5af5fe4d65

15 Most Popular Breakfast Foods in America

This is how Americans like to start the day.

Of course you are. You intimidate people like Eggs Benedict intimidates people. Excellent.