@Bec7ford are you or are you not a fucker?
@Spanners_cat I am most certainly not - I’m a blowhard whinger
@Bec7ford
*chants*
FUCK-ER
FUCK-ER
FUCK-ER
@Spanners_cat stop interupting my enjoyment of this bitter bitter ice cold negroni
@Bec7ford enjoy
@Bec7ford @Spanners_cat you're just gonna leave a trail of dildos in wake across the fediverse, and I'm here for it :)
@Spanners_cat I hope that you as thoroughly cleaned before being put into that glass
@Bec7ford it adds a certain piquancy to the cocktail if you don’t