Australians may be known for a laconic, easygoing, laidback attitude; but then we also have Australian Standard AS/NZS 2007.1-2005, which prescribes how we should stack our dishwashers
@600v_DC this is great, but is there anything in there about whether the cutlery goes in 'handles up' or 'handles down'?

@larrylong @600v_DC

Depends how I feel on the day.

Handles up - life is good
Pointy bits up - back away slowly and do not make eye contact

@WendyMsGator @600v_DC I like that. Just point at the dishwasher without saying a word when people walk into the house on those days