I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:

-Believe that strawberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive strawberries.
-Lie awake at night wondering if the trillions of insects will one day unite to overthrow the human race.
-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.

@lowqualityfacts

I'm OK with Tilda and I'm on the fence re the smurfs, 50 is a lot.... but boosted anyway YOLO

@nlarson830 I believe in you Nick, and I think it's about time you began to believe in yourself.

@lowqualityfacts

Thanks!
OK, yeah, I could take the 50 smurfs.
I don't want to, but if they try and start something, it's ON!

@nlarson830 @lowqualityfacts don't you mean "it's smurfing ON"?