I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:

-Believe that strawberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive strawberries.
-Lie awake at night wondering if the trillions of insects will one day unite to overthrow the human race.
-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.

@lowqualityfacts one Smurf at a time or all 50 Smurfs at once? This is important
@Five_Eighths All at once, bring it on.

@lowqualityfacts @Five_Eighths

Fezzik : I just figured why one Smurf gives me so much trouble.

Westley : Why is that...

...do you think?

Fezzik : Well, I haven't fought one Smurf for so long. I've been specialised in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

Westley : Why should that make such a...

...difference?

Fezzik : You use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen Smurfs, than when you only have to be worried about one....