Low Quality FactsDec 29, 2022

I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:

-Believe that strawberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive strawberries.
-Lie awake at night wondering if the trillions of insects will one day unite to overthrow the human race.
-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.

Show thread🇨🇦 Steve
@lowqualityfacts @gnomon I don’t know if this counts, but I think farmers should concentrate on smaller, sweeter strawberries. This race for bigger strawberries only makes for disappointing strawberries.
Dec 29, 2022 at 7:44pmWeb
Show threadLow Quality FactsDec 29, 2022
@tewha @gnomon You are a madman Steve.
Show threadcn 🦇  💉💉🚀💉Dec 29, 2022
@lowqualityfacts @gnomon @tewha I prefer raspberry jam
Show thread🇨🇦 SteveDec 29, 2022

@cn @lowqualityfacts @gnomon raspberries make for better jam.

But a proper local strawberry, fresh and sweet, is one of the sexiest foods on the planet.

Show threadLog 🪵Jan 22, 2023
@tewha @lowqualityfacts @gnomon Let's go for a strawberry the size of a human heart. Sweet, but not *too* sweet--we don't want to end up with a Fragarian peach. And maybe the way to do that is to grow a strawberry the size of a human head, but tastes like weird celery or something, and then cross it back to a small sweet strain to get the flavor back.
Show thread🇨🇦 SteveJan 22, 2023
@log @lowqualityfacts @gnomon that sounds like an excellent plan, although could we maybe compare it to the size to a peach? That sounds a lot tastier.
Show threadLog 🪵Jan 22, 2023
@tewha @lowqualityfacts @gnomon [Gluing strawberry seeds to a particularly pink peach.] Shhh! I'm working on something.