I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:

-Believe that strawberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive strawberries.
-Lie awake at night wondering if the trillions of insects will one day unite to overthrow the human race.
-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.

@lowqualityfacts You had me at strawberries, lost me at insects. Insects are our friends! We should work with them to protect the Earth, secure caches of leaves for consumption, and worship the beetle god X'zz'eet'th. They are very clear - they don't want to harm us! 🪲🤗
@dulanyw X'zz'eet'th must be stopped before it is too late.