I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:

-Believe that strawberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive strawberries.
-Lie awake at night wondering if the trillions of insects will one day unite to overthrow the human race.
-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.

@lowqualityfacts exactly, where ARE the massive strawberries?
@molecat I don't know but they should be in my stomach.
@molecat @lowqualityfacts I prefer small strawberries because they taste better. Small and sweet. If reality is anything to go by, giant strawberries wouldn't taste of anything.