Took a break from yelling at the goddam squirrels to read an exchange on Nextdoor that I was yelling at the squirrels again and now I’m “That Guy Who Yells At Squirrels” which is bullshit cuz I yell at a lot of other stuff.
@woodyluvscoffee They were our buddies until they developed a taste for guacamole and ravaged the avocado tree. Can’t yell loud enough these days!!!