Who'd have thought the winning tweet of the year would be such a late entry?!
"he must be quite the marxist."
Is that you being ironic?
Or just stupid?
Hard to tell...
How to prevent Poe's law from kicking in:
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Etc.
Easy, really...
"obviously there is always *someone* to misunderstand it."
Seriously - don't give up your day job. Comedy clubs the world over are going to be better for you *not* appearing in them.