People only listen to the pope because of the hat.
I was raised Catholic, so I know
@professorkiosk
Don't forget those fabulous sequined housecoats!
@professorkiosk I think @Popehat is on here, and you should of course listen to him.
@professorkiosk The entire hat thing in the Catholic church is quite fascinating. Where did these designs come from? I need to read a book on 'Sacred Hat Fashions' or something.
@666k9s According to folk tradition it’s been turned to the side for a while now because it was originally meant to evoke horns so that the pope would look fearsome to the enemies of Christ. Now we just see a giant hat and don’t know wtf is going on
@professorkiosk it’s a real power move walking around with a hat like that