batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
The museum's terracotta warriors all snap to attention and speak in unison. “Initializing.”
Dec 27, 2022 at 2:36pmWeb
Show threadAteriathDec 27, 2022
@batkaren The security guard’s eyes widen as he drops his donut into his whiskey in a coffee mug.
Show threadJ E BroderickDec 27, 2022
@batkaren The cafe’s espresso machine chimes “Waiting for paired warriors to join network.”
Show thread⚛️✨HIGGS M. BOSON✨⚛️(Vee)Dec 31, 2022
@batkaren Me: [aggressively "NOPE"s my way to the nearest exit]
Show threadJester D🐢🚛Jan 1, 2023
@batkaren
Me: Hey Siri, stop trying to kill me.
Siri: I found this: “48 ways to kill your human” on the internet, would you like to see them?
Show threadCharJan 31, 2023
@batkaren I’ve been there and seen the excavations! Marvelous!
Show threadanubis2814Jan 31, 2023
@batkaren All I heard was snap like the kid here in Philly who broke off one of the thumbs and was caught for sharing it on Instagram. So Philly...