lol at the idea of musk getting someone else to be CEO and then hanging around fucking everything up by being "head of engineering" or whatever it was.

just imagine how bad a job it would be having to deal with his bullshit all the time as you desperately try to pull the company out of a stall

and it's really geohot and Musk telling on themselves that they've never actually developed anything more complex than could be run as a monolith or a group of services on a single box.

Don't forget that Musk had to be kicked out of PayPal before he could rollover everything from Linux to Windows, and his dev skills seemingly haven't modernized one bit from there. The idea that there'd be so many different services doing different roles that it's not reasonable to build and run it all on a single machine is alien to them both; neither of them have likely ever written any code in an environment with that level of complexity.

Oh, and Musk fired everyone who could explain it to them, assuming either of them would even listen to and then retain anything those devs told them.

he really is the Idea Guy that downloads GameMaker and starts looking for the MMO checkbox

that court transcript has a nice bit of total bullshit where he lays out exactly how he wants to be seen

"Q. In fact, when you became the CEO of Tesla many years before, were you already the CEO of any other companies?

A. Yes. I was running SpaceX. I should say the CEO role at SpaceX and also at Tesla, it’s less about the CEO but, rather, that I am the one driving the technology."

https://www.theverge.com/2022/12/22/23465042/elon-musk-tesla-ceo-compensation-trial-full-transcript

So at SpaceX, it’s really that I am responsible for the engineering of the rockets; and at Tesla, for the technology, you know, in the car that makes it successful. So CEO is often viewed as somewhat of a business-focused role, but in reality, my role is much more that of an engineer developing technology and just making sure that we develop breakthrough technologies and that we have a team of incredible engineers who can achieve those goals.

And it is my experience that great engineers will only work for a great engineer, and so I — that is what I — that is my first duty, not that of CEO."

He's so in charge that middle management has to give him stuff to look at to keep him from firing critical personnel.

musk comes in and writes on a whiteboard "IDEA: rocket should go UP", underlines the last word 4 times as his inner circle all nods and fawns over how brilliant that idea is, then goes back to arguing with nobody on twitter

He's said before that to learn anything you just need to read a book. And that's what he did with rocket science. He just read a book on rockets, and then knew everything about rocket science. Pretty sure that's almost an exact quote.

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-elon-musk-learned-rocket-science-for-spacex-2014-10

How Elon Musk Learned Rocket Science For SpaceX

Jim Cantrell helped Musk launch SpaceX and was blown away by Musk's intelligence and determination.

Insider

this sounds positively delightful to database engineers, but i'm also looking forward to see how deranged people get after this

"It's sooo alive! Don't let the loss of revenue and layoffs and code fails and fly-by-wire policy making fool you. The VIEWS will prove this is a stable company."

yeah sure keep firing the people who tell you when something you want to do is illegal

Textbook example of the "he's a dumb guy's idea of what a smart guy is". What makes it funnier is that Elon also truly believes that himself, he's his own biggest fanboy and anyone who tries to counter him is an enemy just trying to bring him down. He's not open to learning anything new, or taking an expert's word on something, because as far as he knows he already has all the knowledge of every subject contained in his massive brain. Everyone else is wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I79SJATmZt4

Elon Musk being contradicted by engineers on a Twitter call

YouTube
Thread by @sarah_edo on Thread Reader App

@sarah_edo: Most of us who work on heavily used systems at scale saw this one coming, and that they would propose a rewrite as they just have, and we also don’t think this is the answer. This...

Surely Elon unbanning more neo-Nazis and spouting QAnon conspiracy theories will just bring advertisers running back in droves
just thinkin about this guy running 5 companies while fathering a dozen kids, fat rolling around with two shields equipped

Pretty good substack article on Elon and other idiot kings

https://ez.substack.com/p/moving-fast-and-breaking-things

"They always believe that they alone are worthy. They never have a backup plan, because they have always prided themselves on “being good when the going gets tough.”

Moving Fast and Breaking Things

When someone is suppressed, restrained or otherwise pushed into a corner, the aggressor tends to assume unlimited power. The feeling of isolation and power imbalance gives the oppressor a form of momentum - as long as they can control the rules of the system, they are unstoppable, able to bend and crack someone to their will, even as onlookers attempt to intervene.

Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At
Yet they will always be deeply vulnerable to their own failures. They will always make mistakes, because they don’t believe they’ve ever made one. And when they start losing, they lack the capability to stop the world from falling down around them, because that starts at a point of introspection they’ve never had to reach."
So this poll counts, but the one telling him to fuck off with a magnitude more voters is bullshit, huh?
I can't believe Elonk would let AssasinationCoordinates.com advertise on his assassination coordinates-free website

getting advertisements for Blue now and I really can’t see how this is appealing to anyone

lmao “quality conversations” ok

These are the sorts of "quality conversations" twitter blue subscribers are providing

looks like Parler

Love that there's still so many people who are convinced he's going to use space travel and electric vehicles to help save humanity, when meanwhile he genuinely believes that the biggest threats out there are that not enough white babies are being born and that folks like thirdreichfan88 can't freely tweet out racial slurs whenever they want.

Trust? Safety? Humanization?

Chopping block'd

“likes are more important than retweets” might be the most fucked up understanding of Twitter musk has demonstrated yet

the move fast and break things transformation to Facebook is now in motion

Of course he's madder than he's ever been. This is the first time anybody has ever told musk he's wrong in his life

The mask has driven into the back of a fire truck

grimes banging chelsea utterly destroyed elon's brain jesus christ

"i don't hate them, i just will defend to the death my own right to say how much i hate them and how they should all be rounded up into camps and killed"

And again, he did recently follow Rowling on Twitter, so let there be no confusion as to the motive there.

lol
he tweeted this and got a search ban within 20 minutes. his name doesn't even appear in the search listings if you type his username. he has 1.2 million followers
excellent work all around here
tell me about your instagram likes and follows without saying it
I can’t tell if he’s talking about the like count or the page that lets us see which nazis elon is liking recently. either one is lol

accessibility support is exactly the kind of thing that “hardcore” “hackers” who like to bro down and crush code would see as stupid woke garbage but is actually super important and makes your product better overall

elon and his heritage really bringing "dutch-built" as a synonym for shoddy work back to the fore

what is the boring company doing that requires that guy to live at work

https://www.theinformation.com/articles/musk-may-have-found-a-hardcore-leader-for-twitter

Musk May Have Found a Hardcore Leader for Twitter

Like many new dads, The Boring Company CEO Steve Davis spent the first few weeks of fatherhood sleeping near his partner and newborn. Unlike other new fathers, Davis and his family were sleeping in an office—a makeshift bedroom at Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters, where Davis has spent the ...

The Information
he sounded like fun
it's back! kinda!

he recognized that the tool in question was getting in way of his goal of maximizing trans kid suicides

https://www.reuters.com/technology/elon-musk-orders-removal-twitter-suicide-prevention-feature-sources-say-2022-12-23/

Exclusive: Twitter removes suicide prevention feature, says it's under revamp

Twitter Inc removed a feature in the past few days that promoted suicide prevention hotlines and other safety resources to users looking up certain content, according to two people familiar with the matter who said it was ordered by new owner Elon Musk.

Reuters
He's like a kid who downloads Tweak UI for the first time
Musk isn't even a bottom-tier poster, he's not even a fishmech

looks like privacy and data protection laws are just a few of the ones musk doesn't think will be enforced meaningfully

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/12/24/elon-musk-twitter-meltdown-tesla/

Twitter brings Elon Musk’s genius reputation crashing down to earth

Musk went down conspiracy rabbit holes and sank Tesla's stock with his behavior. And he was confronted with a chorus of boos in the cradle of the tech industry.

The Washington Post
real big surprise this fuckwit is a covid truther
Yes, that screen cap is real. Totally normal CEO thing to talk about unplugging random servers at 4am on Xmas Eve morning, on a Saturday.

lol he's literally muntzing a giant multinational machine

if there was any question as to whether Musk was kicked out of PayPal for wanting to move everything to Windows, let this be effective confirmation. He was never good at any of this, he just had some good PR for a bit.

@cspam you have got to be jo-this is beyond parody. How is the onion supposed to compete?