If people are going to bring babies on planes, they should count as a carry-on and be able to fit comfortably in the overhead bins.
@Alice if they don’t fit in the measuring box outside the gate, they will be checked-in at no additional charge.
@Alice you really need the Baby Yoda stroller from The Mandalorian. It can close completely, and is seemingly indestructible when closed. It must also have a built-in air supply, so could be soundproof both ways.
@Alice Oh they fit. Anybody who says otherwise is a quitter.
@Alice if they fit in the bin I'm more comfortable so that counts
@Alice sounds like πŸ˜† we have quite a few patrons of The Modest Proposal in here.

@mike805 @Alice

i had never heard of that book.

@amiserabilist @Alice I hear it's been turned into a theme restaurant 😈
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@Alice as a fairly-well-travelled kid, I'd have paid to be allowed to get into the overhead bins :D
@Alice @amiserabilist Atkinson's Royal Infants' Preservative, sounds like something for pickling 😜
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Hee-hee. It is just part of life. The crying is sometimes caused by pain, induced by pressure changes in the cabin. Understanding can be hard work at times, it is true.
@Alice ... or under the seat ahead of you.
@Alice I would prefer they tape them to the wing so the infants can see their parents eating airport sushi and drinking alcoholic drinks

@Alice

i got on a bus that was doing a school run.

i thought i was prepared.

*narrator* he was not

@Alice Nah, stick them in bassinets and stack them in the hold with the luggage.