Mastodawn

When your kid asks for a switch for Christmas.

@blakespot @laird I snortlaughed 🤣

@blakespot those are horrible parents! That switch is way too small!

@blakespot Some people would be super happy and immediately organise the next LAN party 😉

@blakespot ungrateful brat! There's OxFF hours of fun to be had with that

@blakespot I think the issue is simply that they asked for a Nintendo-branded switch.

@blakespot That's way more ports than I have, I'm jealous.

@blakespot Wish I had and old hub to comedy-gift them. So when they cried out "This isn't a switch!" I'd answer "I know!"

And only the over-40 network techs in the room would laugh at my epic joke *cries*

@blakespot kid will be the true hero of the next great LAN party

@llewelly @blakespot they don’t do that anymore

@blakespot somehow that looks more expensive than the switch that was desired lol

@blakespot 😂😂😂

@blakespot does it come with gamepass ?

@blakespot Lucky SOB! I would have killed for this sort of thing!

@blakespot Learn to ask for a steam deck! :)))