Operation turkey fry is underway.

I repeat.

Operation turkey fry is underway.

This is not a drill.

Should I do before and after pictures of the turkey? That is the question.

Well, there you go, before and after.

Right as we took the turkey out of the fryer, the back fell off.

Full food critique will come later tonight.

@ParadeGrotesque at first glance it looks like one of those spontaneous combustion post mortem pics!
@graciegato @ParadeGrotesque You mean the "Spontaneous Human Combustion" phenomenon that the show THAT'S INCREDIBLE used to talk about every other week?
@Ricardus @ParadeGrotesque hahahahahaha yes!!
@graciegato @ParadeGrotesque I remember it well. And I would probably put those food pics behind a CW for the exact reason that they DO look like that! πŸ™‚
Inside The Bizarre Case Of Mary Reeser, The Florida Woman Who Mysteriously Burned To Ashes In 1951

Many believe Mary Reeser was a victim of spontaneous human combustion.

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Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

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@graciegato @wreel @ParadeGrotesque I don't know what that clip is from.
@Ricardus @graciegato @wreel @ParadeGrotesque "Better Off Dead". It's an 80s movie.