Argon Vileskeledirge plush violation
you can't take a toy back to the store once it has jizz on it, they won't let you
you can't take a toy back to the store once it has jizz on it, they won't let you
gulfie official@argonvile this is so cute
@Gulfie he found a new little stuffed animal friend!!! 🐊💚
Nuki's Old Account@argonvile
Pet Peeve: Crocodillians don't have hemipenises. They have big fat pokey things that are always erect, effectively spring loaded inside their cloacas so they burst out in full the moment they're ready to use them.
Pet Peeve: Crocodillians don't have hemipenises. They have big fat pokey things that are always erect, effectively spring loaded inside their cloacas so they burst out in full the moment they're ready to use them.
@tanuki if your pet peeve is "anatomically inaccurate genitals for pokemon" then i don't think you'll like my art very much! i'm sorry. i just try to draw things that look cool to me
https://e621.net/posts?tags=argon_vile+crocodilian
i have drawn about 100 (!) crocodilians and they have hemipenes, foreskins, simple 'carrot penises', genital slits, cloacas, sheaths, balls or whatever. i think they all look cool. your 'spring loaded always erect' penis idea seems cool as well maybe i will try it some day
@argonvile
> if your pet peeve is "anatomically inaccurate genitals for pokemon" then i don't think you'll like my art very much
This made me lol: you don't hear that every day.
I'm just bringing up a less-known fact about crocodillians. People see snakes and think all reptiles have double-headed dicks, but they do not. "Carrot penises" sounds the most accurate, actually.