Ekimyst
Ten🏳️⚧️How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing.
It’s on the house.
Iza Running Again@Ten This caused me deep pain
Alex Darby@Ten we neglected Xmas crackers this year, but this has filled in nicely...
Tommi@Ten Jesus wept.🤦♂️ And the rest of your joke toots are even worse!
Obviously that merits a follow.
Hammancheez@Ten you just ruined Christmas
Thomas
Morrigan
(migrated) chaos |@Ten I just read this out for our niblings and they were so outraged they had not come up with the punchline themselves. Well done! 😋
Sizikins@Ten I used this joke and got the best groans for a Dad joke from my family. Keep ‘em coming!
JeffRoberson@Ten Dad joke! Love it!
Mike McGraw
Louie
Atom596@Ten I’m going to put up a parking meter next year
RobertJackson
Britstralian@Ten If he tried that in London, he'd be To ho hoed...
*Immediate response by my 19yo...
PointyFluffAnywhere he likes, Morty.
Santa has Missile-TOE Cruise Ordinance, the latest in Elven weaponry!
Completely impervious to anti-kringle technology
AND the guidance system glows octarine when Orcs are near by. (including cow-orkers).
Why do you think they call it a "Sley"?
It sure isn't because it gets pulled about in the snow by fuzzy-finnish-murder-moose.
Mx. Mouse@Ten top notch stuff