"Why, this car is made of hay!"

"Yes, it's an Alfalfa Romeo"

@TechConnectify wish you could collab with Linus Tech Tips sometime
@TamarindRam @TechConnectify that would be interesting, what on do you think?
@TechConnectify
Rather than having horsepower, it powers horses
@TechConnectify you deserve 10 metric tons of charcoal today for this joke alone ❤️
@TechConnectify Does this place have a Disfavorite button?
@TechConnectify “he who would pun would pick a pocket”
@TechConnectify Groan! What's a Norwegian lady of the night's favourite car? The Fjord Escort!
@TechConnectify that’s funny, I thought it was a lemon!
@TechConnectify I can't support a pun that is helping to drain the Colorado and leading to a drought in the west!

@TechConnectify not only that, it's also seasoned with lovely spices. It's an Alfalfa Romero.

Fuck, that only works in Spanish.

@TechConnectify Wow. His jokes are as beautifully vintage as his videos!

When I figure out how to get back to the 80s you're coming with me and you'll be the guy who sells me my Betamax videos and develops my camera film.

@TechConnectify I got an Alfa Romero. It didn't drive the best, but it did play Doom really well. The ladies loved it, and I got my car mack on.
@TechConnectify must get very excellent grass mileage.
@TransitBiker @TechConnectify It was a good serve, but this is an excellent return.
@TechConnectify It’s said that you’re not a real grainhead unless you’ve driven an Alfalfa.
@TechConnectify The puns being here tell me that this truly is the birdsite's successor.
@TechConnectify that one caught me off guard
@TechConnectify can't blame them for looking at alternatives.
Have you seen grass prices these days?
@TechConnectify My son says that's worse than any of mine... which is a really dubious achievement.