I'm excited about uranium!
@ShannyGasm Nothing gives us a “glow” like good ole U-235.
@ShannyGasm do you think Santa's face is red from radiation burns?
@ShannyGasm No fair! My kids won't even let me have a uranium glass vase!
@ShannyGasm Fills you with that warm Christmas glow. Forever.
@ShannyGasm Doctor Manhattan must have been very very good.