Janel Comeauif 6.5 million people had been eaten by tigers and there was suddenly a new wave of super-tigers that could evade all existing anti-tiger precautions, people would think you'd lost the plot if you declared that the tiger problem was basically over
AlexEdwards@VeryBadLlama But we're TIRED of dealing with tigers, and fixing the problem might be expensive. So we'll just recommend that people buy anti-tiger spray if they feel particularly vulnerable to tiger attacks.
Rui Malheiro@AlexEdwards it's not that it's expensive, it just diverts too many resources into research, public healthcare and social security. That's less money for private jets and private islands. Who would want that?
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