the 4 types of national anthems:

- Gosh, This Sure is an Attractive Piece of Land We've Got Here

- That One War in Particular was a Doozy

- We Only Sing Parts of This Song Now Because the Other Verses are Racist

- We Speak French and We Will Fucking Kill You

fun fact, the Canadian national anthem fits into two different categories depending on which language you're singing it in
@VeryBadLlama Some days you want the anodyne ode to the scenery, some days you want the Jesuit war hymn.