If your family is unsupportive I’d like to volunteer to be your substitute mom.

Put on a jacket, it’s cold outside.
Brush your teeth.
Are you hungry? I’ll make you something.

@dramypsyd

Wait, are you actually offering to make me breakfast!?!

@ParanoidFactoid yes but you have to come here to eat it and also I can’t vouch for the quality of my cooking

@dramypsyd

Do you know anyone who will vouch for the quality of your cooking? Can you provide breakfast making references?

@ParanoidFactoid my cats say I make good breakfast but feel it always arrives late