every time i start losing at badminton i say “well this is just going from badminton to worseminton” and none of my friends want to play badminton with me anymore
@nova
this is why i exclusively play text-based badminton
@nova Well what sort of friends are those
@nova Your friends don't appreciate you enough clearly

I want to play badminton now, just so I can say this.

@nova

@supergoose I think we need to organize a mastodon badminton tournament

That's a greatminton idea!

@nova

@nova but now that I know this I want to play badminton with you so maybe it evens out
@nova I think you've de facto won.

@nova I play terribleminton.

And squelch, which is a bit like a cross between squash and dodgeball - I thwack the ball into the wall, and then it rebounds and hits me. 🙃