@talia_christine careful that can only mean they discovered stealth tech

@talia_christine It's like STD's: the ones you don't see are the ones that'll get you.

@talia_christine Where in Canada, if you don't mind me asking?

@talia_christine You may have to drink coffee from Tim Hortons first.

@talia_christine They can see you though.

@talia_christine spent 3 weeks in Alaska this year, saw zero mooses, including at the zoo where the moose exhibit was empty just to taunt us. every day an acquantaince texted me photos of a moose in his yard.

@talia_christine we give them a week off every year at Christmas and send them to Winnipeg, where nobody is crazy enough to wander around bothering them.

@talia_christine Any Dudley Do-Right sightings?

@talia_christine We hide them.

@talia_christine here's one that I got from Wikipedia but it's American.

@talia_christine Try Alaska instead. Better odds.

@talia_christine oh well that sucks. Perhaps the shopping place in Niagara falls? The moose are on holiday.
3rd correction. Fuck my phone's keyboard.

@talia_christine I spent damn near a week in Alaska and never saw a moose. 😭

@talia_christine did you check between the seat cushions? Sometimes they like to hide there. #SneakyMooses

@talia_christine In Canada you don’t see moose, moose see you.

@talia_christine Check in a Tim Hortons.

@talia_christine Cutbacks. Canadian Government only sponsors night moose on special occasions. Also, you are in downtown Ottawa... there are no moose there 😉

@talia_christine are you sure that’s something you really want?

@talia_christine They hide around newcomers. They're very good, they could be right next to you and you wouldn't even know it! 😆​

@talia_christine Heres a picture of Mark Messier