Ken WhiteNow that all three kids are home for the holidays, the silverware is disappearing at an unsustainable rate. What do they do with it? Sell it for drugs? All I want is a spoon. It’s my house. Why can’t I have one spoon in my own house?
Doctor Memory@Popehat I am desperately waiting for the day when my kid goes off to college so that I can conduct a full-scale excavation of their bedroom and recover not only all of my missing teaspoons but also several of my nicer knives. (No, they do not self-harm. God only knows why my cutlery attracted their magpie-like attention.)