Now that all three kids are home for the holidays, the silverware is disappearing at an unsustainable rate. What do they do with it? Sell it for drugs? All I want is a spoon. It’s my house. Why can’t I have one spoon in my own house?
@Popehat Personal experience suggests that forks are the item with the most scarcity, so probably has the highest street value.

@synackpse @Popehat in our house, I clearly see the value on the street for each. Salad forks seem to have the most value, followed by tea spoons, then dinner forks, knives, and finally table spoons

I guess there is a glut of table spoons on the street or something