Friend: How's it going.

Me: My house is aunted.

Friend: Haunted?

Me: Sssshhhh. *whispers* No, aunted. Quiet. They'll hear you, and make you eat.

@Aikiwomannc 🤣🤣🤣
@Aikiwomannc nice . . . But it only works if you pronounce ‘aunt’ some archaic, wrong way, like the rhyme scheme of the sonnets of Shakespeare.