I was at this great party. *Everyone* was there. I mean, *Steven King* was there, *George Takei* was there -- *that* kind of party. It went on forever, like literally years on end, and I was having a ball.

But then this new jackass took over the building and started inviting Nazis in. So, like, fuck that: we all left and went next door, where there was a better party going on anyway.