Starting to feel festive so allow me to reshare some of the #DragonAge Satinalia (Christmas) Carols I have written

1 - to the tune of 'Hark the Herald Angel Sings'.

🎵 Hark! The Herald of Andraste thinks
Why the fuck are they singing?
We're stranded on a mountainside
That Dragon has just flayed my hide
Joyful?! Have they lost their minds
Shouting triumph to the skies
I'm freezing cold and the snow yet lays
The Dawn Will Come or so they say
And, another small contention
I'm not even Andrastian🎵

2 - to tune of 'Deck the Halls'

🎵Dress your party up like dollys
Halalalalalalamshiral
Tis the season to meet royalty
Halalalalalalamshiral
Throw the coins into the fountain
Halalalalalalamshiral
Eleven fucking Halla Statues
HALALALALALALAMSHIRAL 🎵

#DragonAge

Last of my #DragonAge Christmas carols

3 - to the tune of 'Silent Night'

🎵 Silent night, Holy Knight
Reading smut by candlelight
Blushing virgins and lustful rogues
Ripping bodices, filthy prose
It's the latest Tethras piece.
'Swords & Shields' makes Cass weak 🎵