Marcin KrzyzanowskiYear is 2024. There's more iOS Mastodon client apps than Mastodon instances. Apple stop approving new Mastodon apps in AppStore and get sued by the group called "12 Mastodons". Samsung opens Android Store with only Mastodon Clients, and it's huge success. It's called Samstodore.
Jakub Kornatowski@krzyzanowskim are you a real Marcin? Cause I hardly can find a “parody” in your profile 😏
Raphael@krzyzanowskim wait.. is this a 12 monkeys reference?
particles@krzyzanowskim an entire airport has been opened just for the TestFlights for new Mastodon clients
Fez@krzyzanowskim The year is 2025. There are 3 popular iOS Mastodon apps. Most instances have died off and merged into “mega instances.” The majority of people end up not caring about centralization and are fine with being part of the mega-instances due to easier reachability and virility. Mastodon has just received a financial offer by a large tech company to be purchased, specifically purchasing the top instances that are run by the main developer.
Fernando Mateus@krzyzanowskim OMG 😆 it seems I can’t stop laughing 😂 thank god I’m alone at home I wouldn’t want to be at a coffeeshop at this time 😂🤣😂🤣