Elon Musk to fake-quit as CEO of birbsite at some point in the future when he eventually wants to

There, I fixed your headlines folks

But in a similar vein, I am stepping down as CEO of Apple, once I have first got that job and also once a successor has been found and also will continue to run the hardware and software divisions once I do.

See why this is a BS non-statement yet?

Infuriating that journos are allowing themselves to take the bait of that non-statement as a policy, when the actual story is "Elon Musk says he isn't ready to quit yet; despite poll saying he would"
@Pwnallthethings I feel that journos love a sideshow, at least in the current climate
@AuDHDiego Like, if you have to write a story about a non-story, at least get the headline right