Elon Musk to fake-quit as CEO of birbsite at some point in the future when he eventually wants to

There, I fixed your headlines folks

But in a similar vein, I am stepping down as CEO of Apple, once I have first got that job and also once a successor has been found and also will continue to run the hardware and software divisions once I do.

See why this is a BS non-statement yet?

@Pwnallthethings The only place Musk can run "software and servers" team is into the ground.
@ygalanter @Pwnallthethings that's not true, his software also runs into parked firetrucks